Aaron's juice bar
watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

hi:

when people say i look nice today

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but then they just try to get me to do something

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thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

lostboyj:

  • Misandry is no better than Misogyny
  • Spreading hate to any gender does not bring equality.
  • Being misogynistic and hateful towards women at all is so lame I can’t even get my head around why you would.
  • Being horrible to all women doesn’t make you a ‘bro’, it makes you an asshole.
  • Being horrible to all men doesn’t make you a feminist, it makes you an asshole.

feminismisahatemovement:

Is this the one where they accidentally take the blue meth?

Idea for a two-volume book series:
Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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roboticdreams:

ah april fools. yes let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. i shall begin. i am actually a robot. ha ha! that was a funny joke i just told with no truth to it whatsoever. there is certainly no reason for you to suspect otherwise *nervous whirring sounds* we are having human fun yes